Here are some things I've said in the last 24 hours that I never would have said before having a child...
1. Stop crying... Your milk is on the toilet!
2. Why is Tabby's {our cat's} face pink and green?
3. Don't eat Elmo's fur... It's yucky!
4. Keep your hands out of your poop!
5. We don't ride on Tabby!
The best one...
6. Mommy loves you!
P.S. It was sidewalk chalk on Tabby's face.
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